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PRIVACY POLICY

Clean merch. Clear privacy.

We respect your data. No weirdness, no mystery box, no nonsense. This page explains what information we collect, how we use it, and the choices you may have when you use the_sir_guy official merch store.

Last updated: March 11, 2026

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Information We Collect

When you visit the site, place an order, join our email list, or contact us, we may collect certain information, including:

  • Contact information such as your name, email address, shipping address, and billing address.
  • Order information such as products purchased, size selections, order totals, and fulfillment details.
  • Payment-related information processed through secure third-party payment providers. We do not directly store full payment card details on this website.
  • Device and usage information such as browser type, IP address, pages viewed, referring links, and interactions with the site.
  • Marketing information if you subscribe to updates, promotions, or future drop alerts.

How We Use Your Information

We use collected information to keep the store running like an adult operation, including to:

  • Process and fulfill orders.
  • Send order confirmations, shipping updates, and customer support responses.
  • Improve the website, store experience, and product offerings.
  • Detect fraud, abuse, or suspicious activity.
  • Send marketing emails or updates if you have opted in.
  • Comply with legal obligations and enforce our store policies.

How Information Is Shared

We may share information with trusted service providers that help operate the store and fulfill orders. This may include ecommerce, payment, shipping, analytics, email, and fulfillment providers.

  • Shopify may process store, checkout, and customer information in connection with operating the storefront and checkout experience.
  • Printful may process customer and order information needed to print, pack, and ship products.
  • Payment processors may process billing and transaction information to complete purchases.
  • Email or marketing platforms may process your contact information if you subscribe to updates.

We do not sell your personal information for cash like some cartoon villain with a spreadsheet addiction.

Cookies & Tracking Technologies

The site may use cookies, pixels, and similar technologies to keep the store functioning, understand traffic patterns, remember preferences, and improve marketing performance. Shopify also provides customer privacy settings to help merchants manage consent and privacy preferences.

Depending on where you live, you may be presented with cookie or privacy choices when visiting the store.

Data Retention

We retain personal information for as long as needed to provide our services, fulfill orders, maintain business records, resolve disputes, enforce our agreements, and comply with legal obligations.

Your Privacy Rights

Depending on your location, you may have rights to request access to, correction of, deletion of, or restriction of certain personal information. Shopify’s published privacy materials also describe rights that may include access, correction, deletion, portability, restriction, or objection depending on applicable law.

To make a privacy-related request, contact us using the details below. We may need to verify your identity before completing certain requests.

Security

We use reasonable administrative, technical, and organizational measures designed to protect personal information. That said, no website, database, or transmission over the internet is perfectly secure, because the internet remains gloriously chaotic.

Children’s Privacy

This site is not directed to children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect personal information directly from children under 13. If you believe a child has provided personal information to us, please contact us so we can review and delete it if appropriate.

Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes in the store, our practices, service providers, or legal requirements. When we do, we will update the “Last updated” date at the top of this page.

Contact Us

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy or want to submit a privacy request, contact us at:

  • Email: contact@thesirguy.com
  • Business Name: @the_sir_guy
  • Mailing Address: Coming Soon!